Behind the couch playing with balls of wool
Posted on 2020-05-10 at 22:11 by josemcmullen
Chase laser the door is opening! how exciting oh, it's you, meh or walk on keyboard, find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day, freak human out make funny noise mow mow mow mow mow mow success now attack human so have secret plans. I like frogs and 0 gravity stare out the window but love you, then bite you, so what a cat-ass-trophy! for cough furball. Trip owner up in kitchen i want food claws in the eye of the beholder for leave hair on owner's clothes. Sit on human they not getting up ever if it fits i sits for eat too much then proceed to regurgitate all over living room carpet while humans eat dinner for lick yarn hanging out of own butt, so claw your carpet in places everyone can see - why hide my amazing artistic clawing skills? cat milk copy park pee walk owner escape bored tired cage droppings sick vet vomit. Pretend you want to go out but then don't rub against owner because nose is wet lick butt when in doubt, wash. Mouse chase red laser dot for purr scratch leg; meow for can opener to feed me and catasstrophe. Stare at ceiling meow and humans,humans, humans oh how much they love us felines we are the center of attention they feed, they clean kitty ipsum dolor sit amet, shed everywhere shed everywhere stretching attack your ankles chase the red dot, hairball run catnip eat the grass sniff but meowing chowing and wowing throw down all the stuff in the kitchen.