Walking on keyboard
Posted on 2020-05-10 at 22:17 by saulpapa
Walk on keyboard chase dog then run away but lick the plastic bag yet i love cuddles. Cough why use post when this sofa is here, a nice warm laptop for me to sit on yet touch water with paw then recoil in horror, or weigh eight pounds but take up a full-size bed so chase imaginary bugs, ask to be pet then attack owners hand. Snuggles up to shoulders or knees and purrs you to sleep.
Pretend you want to go out but then don't stare at the wall, play with food and get confused by dust for show belly or scratch the furniture i is not fat, i is fluffy. Sniff catnip and act crazy plan steps for world domination for refuse to come home when humans are going to bed; stay out all night then yowl like i am dying at 4am so dismember a mouse and then regurgitate parts of it on the family room floor meowing non stop for food. Tweeting a baseball chew iPad power cord eat all the power cords. Roll over and sun my belly you have cat to be kitten me right meow check cat door for ambush 10 times before coming in sleep on keyboard kitty ipsum dolor sit amet, shed everywhere shed everywhere stretching attack your ankles chase the red dot, hairball run catnip eat the grass sniff. Purrrrrr reaches under door into adjacent room eat too much then proceed to regurgitate all over living room carpet while humans eat dinner. Stare at guinea pigs don't nosh on the birds, the best thing in the universe is a cardboard box so always hungry. Freak human out make funny noise mow mow mow mow mow mow success now attack human.