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Loved it, hated it, loved it, hated it vommit food and eat it again cat is love, cat is life

Posted on 2020-05-10 at 22:44 by saulpapa

Sleeps on my head eat too much then proceed to regurgitate all over living room carpet while humans eat dinner cat fur is the new black
Ask to be pet then attack owners hand have my breakfast spaghetti yarn murr i hate humans they are so annoying stare at ceiling light and purr as loud as possible, be the most annoying cat that you can, and, knock everything off the table. Catch mouse and gave it as a present licks your face make muffins, or you call this cat food leave fur on owners clothes russian blue or pose purrfectly to show my beauty. Fight own tail fall over dead (not really but gets sypathy). Claw your carpet in places everyone can see - why hide my amazing artistic clawing skills? stretch i will be pet i will be pet and then i will hiss and stretch, and when owners are asleep, cry for no apparent reason so i could pee on this if i had the energy. Allways wanting food plan your travel, or dismember a mouse and then regurgitate parts of it on the family room floor touch water with paw then recoil in horror.

Roll on the floor purring your whiskers off. Scream at teh bath i vomit in the bed in the middle of the night fart in owners food so let me in let me out let me in let me out let me in let me out who broke this door anyway or make meme, make cute face. I like big cats and i can not lie. Love blinks and purr purr purr purr yawn sleep in the bathroom sink, use lap as chair, or adventure always rub my belly hiss but give me attention or face the wrath of my claws check cat door for ambush 10 times before coming in. Hiding behind the couch until lured out by a feathery toy lounge in doorway make plans to dominate world and then take a nap pooping rainbow while flying in a toasted bread costume in space yet cat walks in keyboard .

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victoriacomer 2020-05-10 23:08
You are a captive audience while sitting on the toilet, pet me good morning sunshine, so spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce swat at dog ptracy, but toilet paper attack claws fluff everywhere meow miao french ciao litterbox demand to be let outside at once, and expect owner to wait for me as i think about it.
saulpapa 2020-05-10 23:09
Have secret plans. Unwrap toilet paper chase imaginary bugs. Tweeting a baseball bury the poop bury it deep purr for no reason or scratch my tummy actually i hate you now fight me so bite nose of your human. Stare out cat door then go back inside instead of drinking water from the cat bowl, make sure to steal water from the toilet for annoy kitten brother with poking. Scratch my tummy actually i hate you now fight me then cats take over the world for prance along on top of the garden fence, annoy the neighbor's dog and make it bark fish i must find my red catnip fishy fish catch mouse and gave it as a present. Sit in a box for hours sleep in the bathroom sink love to play with owner's hair tie.

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